During our nightly walk yesterday, we decided to take the trail near our house. Although we're centrally located, it's a gravel path through the woods and it gets quite a bit of use.
So we head off, and as we round the first corner we see...a naked man (ass towards us, in case you're wondering). I actually didn't register at first that he was naked, I thought he was just some dude taking a piss (is it bad that I'm not surprised by that? This city is so weird...) In reality, he was fully nude, head to toe. He wasn't even wearing shoes! This just seems extra-aggressive, like, my nudity is so powerful I don't need a getaway plan! The best part was that he had his jeans around his neck (a leg on each side). Like, no shoes needed IN THE FUCKING WOODS, but mothafucka better have those jeans ready just in case. He looks at us, we look at him, and fucking dude just nonchalantly starts walking the other direction, like he doesn't have a care in the world. We look at each other like...uh...so...and turn back. We did call the cops, 'cause we're good citizens like that. Anyway, the point of this post is obviously: who needs to pay for entertainment? Head out to the woods and you'll get the full package!
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
Just the honest truth.Archives
May 2019
Categories |